Garden/patio furniture
Garden centres in east Sussex?
Here you go: -
http://www.yell.com/ucs/UcsSearchAction....
Reply:hi ure best bet is to type in on google they came with loads.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Wicca people how have you got time to sacrifice chickens when you have all that furniture to make?
Don't get me wrong, I love the comfortable garden furniture that you produce but it must take ages, how do you get the time to do that and run naked around a big oak tree covered in blood?
Wicca people how have you got time to sacrifice chickens when you have all that furniture to make?
Normally I defend Wicca here, but this is kind of funny.
Reply:Do you mean Wicker sir?
Reply:LMFAO!!!!
Reply:Sacrificing Chickens, Making Wicca/Wicker Furniture, Dancing Naked around the Oak Tree?????????!!!!
hahahahahaha LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Boy, you are a highly educated one, aren't you!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:someone has been watching the cruxible too much i think.....
Reply:Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa that's pretty funny
Reply:your sense of humor is great!!!
Reply:It's not bloody easy, let me tell you! You should see my diary entry for yesterday:
Eat healthy breakfast
Work
Counsel friend on love life.
Search out sage and hemp for emotional healing spell for friend. (Store only has sage and onion stuffing. Probably no good - will make her chicken out of things. Make note to be more supportive next time).
Weave two garden sets in between chicken-slaughter. Sacrifice them only semi-officially on plastic cutting-board. Hope Hecate won't mind...although knowing her, she probably will.
Fit another chair in while offering roasts. Hecate obviously pissed - lightning bolt incinerates birds.
Order pizza - hope that will appease the goddess.
Chair gives me trouble - one leg being awkward. Force the job, and strips unwind as soon as I've tied them.
Perform karma cleansing, as my furniture-making appears to be going all wrong.
Chicken and Sweetcorn pizza arrives. Scrape all the chicken off for the goddess. Sweetcorn pizza goes cold and miserable quickly. No more lightning bolts, so obviously, at least someone's happy.
Late for the Oak Tree Committee Meeting! Quickly strip in front of fellow Wiccans. They look at me a little oddly.
Realise this is not a skyclad meeting. Feel slightly sheepish at having poured chickenblood over head before getting confirmation of this...
Go home. Beloved wife explains concisely that I'LL be cleaning the blood off the car seats this time.
Shower.
Consult Book of Shadows for a "more time in the day" spell. Need juniper berries. Wonder if vodka works just as well.
Sample vodka.
Wake up. New day. How the hell did that happen?
Reply:And lately they've been quite busy making that movie, too. You know...The Wicca Man. *groan*
Reply:Well, I can't tell you about the furniture part...that's oathbound material.
As far as us running naked around a big oak tree covered in blood...that is just ludicrous! You need to learn more about what Wicca really is!
We, in fact, run around big oak trees covered in Marmalade. (Some self-proclaimed Wiccans have taken to using diabetic jellies....blasphemers!!)
Reply:I've often wondered this myself. It is a pickle.
Reply:It's people like you that give Yahoo! Answers a bad name!!!!
Reply:you tell him *Dark Witch*
Reply:Yawn !
Reply:I would tell you how stupid you are, but you did make me smile.
Reply:It's not funny. It makes no sense Wiccans do not harm anything. Why would they sacrifices chickens? Now Pagans used to sacrifice animals that couldn't make it through the winter. Anyways.......
Reply:Dude stop watching TV and the Blair Witch Project. Second, that's VERY offensive... how would you like people calling your religion a chicken sacrificing cult?
Wiccans DO NO IN ANYWAY DO ANY BLOOD RITUALS, SACRIFICES, DEMON/DEVIL WORSHIP, or any of the crazy stupid things that people say who hate Wicca/Witchcraft and don't even know what it really means!!!
If you would do your damn research first before you start saying s**t and accusing people of sacrifice, you would know Wiccan are peacful, earth/nature loving people who want to live in harmony and not cutting animals heads off and praying to hell!!!
Stupid ignorant people make me sick, and I'm guessing your one of them... obviously!
Reply:Ya gotta sacrifice a few chickens to make good furniture. There is just no way around it.
Reply:(Rolling my eyes and shaking my head with a slight giggle as I repsond to this sarcastically) Yeah, never heard that one before.........
Paladin on the other hand had a pretty good pun.....
Wicca people how have you got time to sacrifice chickens when you have all that furniture to make?
Normally I defend Wicca here, but this is kind of funny.
Reply:Do you mean Wicker sir?
Reply:LMFAO!!!!
Reply:Sacrificing Chickens, Making Wicca/Wicker Furniture, Dancing Naked around the Oak Tree?????????!!!!
hahahahahaha LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Boy, you are a highly educated one, aren't you!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:someone has been watching the cruxible too much i think.....
Reply:Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa that's pretty funny
Reply:your sense of humor is great!!!
Reply:It's not bloody easy, let me tell you! You should see my diary entry for yesterday:
Eat healthy breakfast
Work
Counsel friend on love life.
Search out sage and hemp for emotional healing spell for friend. (Store only has sage and onion stuffing. Probably no good - will make her chicken out of things. Make note to be more supportive next time).
Weave two garden sets in between chicken-slaughter. Sacrifice them only semi-officially on plastic cutting-board. Hope Hecate won't mind...although knowing her, she probably will.
Fit another chair in while offering roasts. Hecate obviously pissed - lightning bolt incinerates birds.
Order pizza - hope that will appease the goddess.
Chair gives me trouble - one leg being awkward. Force the job, and strips unwind as soon as I've tied them.
Perform karma cleansing, as my furniture-making appears to be going all wrong.
Chicken and Sweetcorn pizza arrives. Scrape all the chicken off for the goddess. Sweetcorn pizza goes cold and miserable quickly. No more lightning bolts, so obviously, at least someone's happy.
Late for the Oak Tree Committee Meeting! Quickly strip in front of fellow Wiccans. They look at me a little oddly.
Realise this is not a skyclad meeting. Feel slightly sheepish at having poured chickenblood over head before getting confirmation of this...
Go home. Beloved wife explains concisely that I'LL be cleaning the blood off the car seats this time.
Shower.
Consult Book of Shadows for a "more time in the day" spell. Need juniper berries. Wonder if vodka works just as well.
Sample vodka.
Wake up. New day. How the hell did that happen?
Reply:And lately they've been quite busy making that movie, too. You know...The Wicca Man. *groan*
Reply:Well, I can't tell you about the furniture part...that's oathbound material.
As far as us running naked around a big oak tree covered in blood...that is just ludicrous! You need to learn more about what Wicca really is!
We, in fact, run around big oak trees covered in Marmalade. (Some self-proclaimed Wiccans have taken to using diabetic jellies....blasphemers!!)
Reply:I've often wondered this myself. It is a pickle.
Reply:It's people like you that give Yahoo! Answers a bad name!!!!
Reply:you tell him *Dark Witch*
Reply:Yawn !
Reply:I would tell you how stupid you are, but you did make me smile.
Reply:It's not funny. It makes no sense Wiccans do not harm anything. Why would they sacrifices chickens? Now Pagans used to sacrifice animals that couldn't make it through the winter. Anyways.......
Reply:Dude stop watching TV and the Blair Witch Project. Second, that's VERY offensive... how would you like people calling your religion a chicken sacrificing cult?
Wiccans DO NO IN ANYWAY DO ANY BLOOD RITUALS, SACRIFICES, DEMON/DEVIL WORSHIP, or any of the crazy stupid things that people say who hate Wicca/Witchcraft and don't even know what it really means!!!
If you would do your damn research first before you start saying s**t and accusing people of sacrifice, you would know Wiccan are peacful, earth/nature loving people who want to live in harmony and not cutting animals heads off and praying to hell!!!
Stupid ignorant people make me sick, and I'm guessing your one of them... obviously!
Reply:Ya gotta sacrifice a few chickens to make good furniture. There is just no way around it.
Reply:(Rolling my eyes and shaking my head with a slight giggle as I repsond to this sarcastically) Yeah, never heard that one before.........
Paladin on the other hand had a pretty good pun.....
How can I keep my cat entertained in my flat - there is no garden accessible?
He ignores scratching posts but scratches the furniture. He also ignores balls and other toys. He is steadily putting on weight despite only eating one pouch food/day. I need something to keep him active and stop him from getting bored!
How can I keep my cat entertained in my flat - there is no garden accessible?
You can get little rubber balls with small holes in that the cat can roll around. If you fill it with small treats, your cat will spend a couple of hours trying to get them out and getting exercise at the same time. Also, play with him for a long time in the morning so that he is tired when you leave him during the day.
Reply:This is a difficult one as he is ignoring the toys and things you already have so sounds like he is an outdoor cat by nature. You could try getting another cat to keep him company, other than that I don't know. If he is bored he will be destructive deliberately.
Reply:If you have a place out of his reach I'd grow him catnip, there is nothing more potent then fresh catnip! My cats also love honeysuckle toys. George, my over weight who doesn't play with toys cat goes nuts over his honeysuckle toys! If you have a window with a good view, maybe put a perch so he can see what's going on outside!
Reply:catnip mice or buy the little rubber balls etc with holes in %26amp; stuff the holes with cheese or some other food he likes....he'll play for hours
Reply:cat loves pieces of paper waded up in a ball, they make thier own game of it . mine loves it
Reply:my male cat is the same way... he loves to scratch on the furniture and hates balls and scratching posts.. but he loves playing in everyday throw away items (like an empty pepsi box, wal-mart sack, tin foil balls, shoe strings, anything just laying around the house....
if you've had him fixed that could be a reason he's putting on a lot of weight, male cats sometimes do that after they're fixed (i've had 3 or 4 who have gotten huge!)
if the weight becomes a major problem and health risk try talking to a vet about a different type of cat food there are some specially formulated to help control cats weight.
if none of this helps try getting him a companion (one around his age), but you might want to see if a neighbor or a friend has a cat that you can "try out" with him to see how well he'll get along with another cat in the house... more then likely he'll be a little aggressive towards another cat in his territory at first...
i hope i was able to help :)
Reply:Try buying the balls that you can put treats in. when the cat realises theres food in it, he might start playing with them. Also, catnip toys should do the trick if you haven't already tried them. If you are really really stuck, then maybe try going to your vet and speaking to them about it. They should be able to give you advice.
Reply:Buy him a PSP.
Reply:Get him a pet. He needs something to take care of. Another kitty would be good, but a girl kitten would be best. Just careful not to spoil the baby cat and make him jealous.
Also, tape something to the furniture he scratches, something he won't like to touch, like sandpaper ir drape a handtowel. That might help that.
Reply:Have you tried cat toys with cat-nip? Also you can plant cat-nip in flower pots. My cat likes it. He may be lazy. MY cat is.
Reply:For the longest time, our cats ignored the scratching posts. We ended up getting them declawed because it.
Now- many cats who ignore regular toys will have the most fun with a wad of paper, or maybe with something small and fuzzy. Also, at a novelty store, I found a ball that flashes and twitters when it rolls. When they haven't somehow lost it, they thoroughly enjoy it.
Reply:why have you got a cat if you do not have access to a garden? its obvious that your cat is bored and unhappy. cats like to roam by nature and I think your best option is to rehome it somewhere where it will be looked after properly.
Reply:get him a young sexy female cat. then he can chase her round the kitchen.
Reply:get him a big bowl of catnip mousies! let him bat them around everywhere!
Reply:Leave him a large, loaded bong and a pile of books and he'll be fine ;-)
Reply:My cats love the laser pointer light, I shine it on walls and they run all over the apt. I don't even have to get off the couch! I got mine at Petsmart.
Reply:catnip he will burn energy
Reply:buy another cat to keep him company
or buy a mouse for him to chase and eat!
or buy a budgie for same reasons as above!
why would you have a cat in a small flat in the first place???
Reply:Get another cat. Opposite sex, but same age. Cat's are very social and love feline company.
Reply:get another kitten. I know you think oh my another cat to get bored, but actually it will keep your older cat company. there will be the occaissional spat but that is normal for any multi-pet house. as well when kitten paly with toys your cat will want to see what is so interesting (kinda like toddlers, you know the your-toy-is-better-than-mine syndrome). It should calm you other cat down.
Also has he recently been neutered? this can change their hormones and their behaiviour drastically. That aside I still think a friend would help.
Reply:Buy him some catnip and put it on the scratching post
Reply:you can buy these ball things that have holes in - you put his biscuits in, then he has to bat the ball around to get the biscuits out...
OR
buy a hamster and a ball to put him in - our cat and hamster chase each other round the flat all the time - and the cat is MORE scared of the hamster - keeps him occupied!!!
Reply:This will sound weird but my cat really likes these boas on a stick. Barbie has the best one. I think it's called a Princess Featherwand. He goes nuts when he plays with it. In fact, he wimpered this morning when I took it away from him so we could play with it together.
Reply:i know this may sound weird but i know people who have house cats that have little harnesses and the take the cat out for a wee walk a few times a day of course not all cats like the harness but the ones i know do give it a shot
Reply:Cats have to have gardens. Its bloody cruel to keep them indoors.
Give it to someone who can give it a life
Reply:this all sounds silly, but it works.
Tie a showlace to a ceiling fan blade, or in a doorway and put a box fan near it. Turn the fan on low. The shoelace with gently move and attract kitties attention. They will play for HOURS!
be sure it is WELL SECURED, ad if it falls kitty may try to eat it.
try putting the TV on the "speed network" your cat may get intreged by the races, and try to bat at teh cars going round the track.
Download some bird sounds, and play them for your cat. Hide the Music player someplace so kitty can't find it. They will search the house to the bird.
my cat like to see who's on the phone, so i call home and let the machine pick up and talk to my kitty, he gets up and see's who's talking.
How can I keep my cat entertained in my flat - there is no garden accessible?
You can get little rubber balls with small holes in that the cat can roll around. If you fill it with small treats, your cat will spend a couple of hours trying to get them out and getting exercise at the same time. Also, play with him for a long time in the morning so that he is tired when you leave him during the day.
Reply:This is a difficult one as he is ignoring the toys and things you already have so sounds like he is an outdoor cat by nature. You could try getting another cat to keep him company, other than that I don't know. If he is bored he will be destructive deliberately.
Reply:If you have a place out of his reach I'd grow him catnip, there is nothing more potent then fresh catnip! My cats also love honeysuckle toys. George, my over weight who doesn't play with toys cat goes nuts over his honeysuckle toys! If you have a window with a good view, maybe put a perch so he can see what's going on outside!
Reply:catnip mice or buy the little rubber balls etc with holes in %26amp; stuff the holes with cheese or some other food he likes....he'll play for hours
Reply:cat loves pieces of paper waded up in a ball, they make thier own game of it . mine loves it
Reply:my male cat is the same way... he loves to scratch on the furniture and hates balls and scratching posts.. but he loves playing in everyday throw away items (like an empty pepsi box, wal-mart sack, tin foil balls, shoe strings, anything just laying around the house....
if you've had him fixed that could be a reason he's putting on a lot of weight, male cats sometimes do that after they're fixed (i've had 3 or 4 who have gotten huge!)
if the weight becomes a major problem and health risk try talking to a vet about a different type of cat food there are some specially formulated to help control cats weight.
if none of this helps try getting him a companion (one around his age), but you might want to see if a neighbor or a friend has a cat that you can "try out" with him to see how well he'll get along with another cat in the house... more then likely he'll be a little aggressive towards another cat in his territory at first...
i hope i was able to help :)
Reply:Try buying the balls that you can put treats in. when the cat realises theres food in it, he might start playing with them. Also, catnip toys should do the trick if you haven't already tried them. If you are really really stuck, then maybe try going to your vet and speaking to them about it. They should be able to give you advice.
Reply:Buy him a PSP.
Reply:Get him a pet. He needs something to take care of. Another kitty would be good, but a girl kitten would be best. Just careful not to spoil the baby cat and make him jealous.
Also, tape something to the furniture he scratches, something he won't like to touch, like sandpaper ir drape a handtowel. That might help that.
Reply:Have you tried cat toys with cat-nip? Also you can plant cat-nip in flower pots. My cat likes it. He may be lazy. MY cat is.
Reply:For the longest time, our cats ignored the scratching posts. We ended up getting them declawed because it.
Now- many cats who ignore regular toys will have the most fun with a wad of paper, or maybe with something small and fuzzy. Also, at a novelty store, I found a ball that flashes and twitters when it rolls. When they haven't somehow lost it, they thoroughly enjoy it.
Reply:why have you got a cat if you do not have access to a garden? its obvious that your cat is bored and unhappy. cats like to roam by nature and I think your best option is to rehome it somewhere where it will be looked after properly.
Reply:get him a young sexy female cat. then he can chase her round the kitchen.
Reply:get him a big bowl of catnip mousies! let him bat them around everywhere!
Reply:Leave him a large, loaded bong and a pile of books and he'll be fine ;-)
Reply:My cats love the laser pointer light, I shine it on walls and they run all over the apt. I don't even have to get off the couch! I got mine at Petsmart.
Reply:catnip he will burn energy
Reply:buy another cat to keep him company
or buy a mouse for him to chase and eat!
or buy a budgie for same reasons as above!
why would you have a cat in a small flat in the first place???
Reply:Get another cat. Opposite sex, but same age. Cat's are very social and love feline company.
Reply:get another kitten. I know you think oh my another cat to get bored, but actually it will keep your older cat company. there will be the occaissional spat but that is normal for any multi-pet house. as well when kitten paly with toys your cat will want to see what is so interesting (kinda like toddlers, you know the your-toy-is-better-than-mine syndrome). It should calm you other cat down.
Also has he recently been neutered? this can change their hormones and their behaiviour drastically. That aside I still think a friend would help.
Reply:Buy him some catnip and put it on the scratching post
Reply:you can buy these ball things that have holes in - you put his biscuits in, then he has to bat the ball around to get the biscuits out...
OR
buy a hamster and a ball to put him in - our cat and hamster chase each other round the flat all the time - and the cat is MORE scared of the hamster - keeps him occupied!!!
Reply:This will sound weird but my cat really likes these boas on a stick. Barbie has the best one. I think it's called a Princess Featherwand. He goes nuts when he plays with it. In fact, he wimpered this morning when I took it away from him so we could play with it together.
Reply:i know this may sound weird but i know people who have house cats that have little harnesses and the take the cat out for a wee walk a few times a day of course not all cats like the harness but the ones i know do give it a shot
Reply:Cats have to have gardens. Its bloody cruel to keep them indoors.
Give it to someone who can give it a life
Reply:this all sounds silly, but it works.
Tie a showlace to a ceiling fan blade, or in a doorway and put a box fan near it. Turn the fan on low. The shoelace with gently move and attract kitties attention. They will play for HOURS!
be sure it is WELL SECURED, ad if it falls kitty may try to eat it.
try putting the TV on the "speed network" your cat may get intreged by the races, and try to bat at teh cars going round the track.
Download some bird sounds, and play them for your cat. Hide the Music player someplace so kitty can't find it. They will search the house to the bird.
my cat like to see who's on the phone, so i call home and let the machine pick up and talk to my kitty, he gets up and see's who's talking.
In furniture and small household items, what is the difference between rattan, bamboo, and wicker?
I have quite a bit of this in my home and the dust has accumulated over the years. I have heard that bamboo can be cleaned outdoors with a garden hose, but before I do that, I want to assure myself that what I have is bamboo.
In furniture and small household items, what is the difference between rattan, bamboo, and wicker?
Look at these links for lots of information:
http://www.rcrattan.com/rattan2.html
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-diff...
http://ezinearticles.com/?Rattan-and-Wic...
http://www.caneandco.co.uk/rattan-furnit...
What are some of the best hotels
In furniture and small household items, what is the difference between rattan, bamboo, and wicker?
Look at these links for lots of information:
http://www.rcrattan.com/rattan2.html
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-diff...
http://ezinearticles.com/?Rattan-and-Wic...
http://www.caneandco.co.uk/rattan-furnit...
What are some of the best hotels
Is now a good time to start buying garden stuff?
Hi, i live in chicago and although it is cold, i am planning ahead for the spring/summer.
is now a good time to start buying grills, plants, pation furniture, and other various things used in a backyard.
i was thinknig that once the sales for spring stuff begins then prices would drop since more people are buying?
any suggestions?
Is now a good time to start buying garden stuff?
Yes, this is a very good time to buy garden accessories. It is the slow season for garden centers so you should be able to find some good deals.
Reply:I ran the garden center for Wal-Mart for 6 years so I can let you know somethings. Last years models need to go now and go fast. So you can pick those up for a great deal. The new merchandize is coming in and that won't be marked down. Just ask a salesperson where the sale things are. It is usually in the back of that department. You can even ask to speak to a manager to get an even better deal. Looks for rust or something wrong with it that you could easily fix. That would help even more. Good luck. I hope this helps.
Reply:i wouldnt personally start now but i know other people who have
Reply:I'm a member of a number of gardening forums, and several of our people are buying garden stuff now so they can avoid the rush and have their seeds and bulbs ready. I imagine the same principle can apply to grills and furniture.
Reply:Yes it is. But do a little shopping around to see who has the best deals. This is their down time so the stores are being competitive.
is now a good time to start buying grills, plants, pation furniture, and other various things used in a backyard.
i was thinknig that once the sales for spring stuff begins then prices would drop since more people are buying?
any suggestions?
Is now a good time to start buying garden stuff?
Yes, this is a very good time to buy garden accessories. It is the slow season for garden centers so you should be able to find some good deals.
Reply:I ran the garden center for Wal-Mart for 6 years so I can let you know somethings. Last years models need to go now and go fast. So you can pick those up for a great deal. The new merchandize is coming in and that won't be marked down. Just ask a salesperson where the sale things are. It is usually in the back of that department. You can even ask to speak to a manager to get an even better deal. Looks for rust or something wrong with it that you could easily fix. That would help even more. Good luck. I hope this helps.
Reply:i wouldnt personally start now but i know other people who have
Reply:I'm a member of a number of gardening forums, and several of our people are buying garden stuff now so they can avoid the rush and have their seeds and bulbs ready. I imagine the same principle can apply to grills and furniture.
Reply:Yes it is. But do a little shopping around to see who has the best deals. This is their down time so the stores are being competitive.
Where can I find the discontinued furniture made by Lea, Pattern Laurel Gardens? Any links?
discounted..how long ago.. that's is a important question to answer. here is the thing as a rule of thumb, simple one word manufacture. I don't know of any direct links but if you call 411 maybe you will be able to get a phone number. Manufactures are more willing to help the consumer then the retailer. good luck
How to protect redwood?
Beside boiled linseed oil, with what else can I tread redwood garden furniture to keep the beautiful color of the wood alive?
How to protect redwood?
Redwood is one of the most weather resistant woods in the world. For low maintenance (some people do nothing and like the aged look) but for others, the color is best retained with a good varnish like Marine Spar. The pain of any of these treatments, Thompson's included, is it must be repeated every year or two.
Reply:How about Thompsons Water Seal.It seals out the weather,plus you can re-apply it per instructions.
How to protect redwood?
Redwood is one of the most weather resistant woods in the world. For low maintenance (some people do nothing and like the aged look) but for others, the color is best retained with a good varnish like Marine Spar. The pain of any of these treatments, Thompson's included, is it must be repeated every year or two.
Reply:How about Thompsons Water Seal.It seals out the weather,plus you can re-apply it per instructions.
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