Have you ever got laid in the Wal-Mart garden section under the patio furniture behind the pot plants ?

If you happen to get caught run because they call the cops when you do that.

Have you ever got laid in the Wal-Mart garden section under the patio furniture behind the pot plants ?
No. I didn't even know Wal-Mart had a garden section. I thought it was only a wallpaper store. I did however hit it in a courtroom when the court was closed. You really have to watch that gavel though. I think the Sheriffs will arrest you for that too. I've trumped you, Sugar.
Reply:No, but I have given a few bj's over there.. jk


When the cops came, he couldn't run with his pants around his ankles, so he fell flat on his face.
Reply:At Super Kmart
Reply:Can't say that I have.
Reply:And u know this...how?
Reply:Nope and I'm guessing you did
Reply:One time long ago I did score with the greeter at Wal-Mart... best lay I have ever had... luckily the security guard who caught me was female and she just wanted to watch and wax my butt hairs..
Reply:have you ever considered not sharing that much info?
Reply:I wish
Reply:If I was working there I would've sprayed you down with the water garden hose.
Reply:no but it does sound like fun,,


wanna try again ,,
Reply:Oh believe me I`ve tried. Those attendants can run really fast when you`ve got your pants down.
Reply:LOL! Who would be crazy enough to do that?
Reply:uhh....ok. i haven't but thanks for the heads up
Reply:no but have you ever had sex in her brothers cop car
Reply:At a state park, in a car, Lowe's is pretty good %26amp; so is the town xmas display right behind the creche.
Reply:Since you must be bragging......Should I say "Congratulations!"?


Or "Thanks for warning."


Just in case I get the urge.......
Reply:no





wow you were busy today
Reply:not in walmart..... i have in the middle of dillards though
Reply:Thanks for the advice!
Reply:nope
Reply:Nope. I'll make it a point to do that, though. Sounds fun.
Reply:Id be two paranoid of the snipers


that are angry at potted plants


ever seen the movie the jerk?


it's true they hate cans and potted plants
Reply:yea, I slept with the fat girl at the cash register to get a discount
Reply:Wow REALLY ? THEY CALL THE COPS !!!?
Reply:no, im assuming you have?
Reply:Im willing to give it a go if you are..x
Reply:Nope..never have
Reply:can't say that I have!
Reply:Damn! No...I haven't tried it there. I did, however do it in the Automotive section, behind the anti-freeze, inside the tower of discount tires.
Reply:LOL no...you?