Someone stole a loaf of bread+ furniture from my kitchen at night??

I went downstairs in the middle of the night as i had heard something making loads of noise (must have been a VERY clumsy burglar). As soon as i got into the kitchen i was hit around the head with a loaf of bread- which the burglar then ran off with!


I then found a note saying that someone had stolen back their loaf of bread that i had stolen from them...... I then went outside and my patio furniture was gone!?


What sort of loony would rid me of my bread and garden furniture??

Someone stole a loaf of bread+ furniture from my kitchen at night??
Is a sign! you must give things to the poor.
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Reply:Next time you hear loads of noise in your house phone the police.......don't go and investigate yourself. Probably the same insane person/s who took a moving van to my Aunt's house during the time her casket was at church and then the funeral procession afterwards and a tea arranged for visiting family and guests at the local hotel; when her son went back home her entire house had been emptied - nothing left. The neighbours, the few who were not at the funeral, when questioned by the police, thought that the family had arranged for the removal.
Reply:I fully understand tho it doesnt justify it this is a wacked out world and thehyll steal your eye teeth if they get the chance.


Maybe if possible get A security dog Last week I read in the paper in one days time 4 different gas thefts ranging from 90 dollars to ten dollars I will pray for you if thats any help at all
Reply:LMFAO !!! Sorry but how funny is that ! Smacked round the head with a loaf of bread ?!?!? Lol :)








One thing, how you steal someone else's loaf ? What is supposed to have been left by the milkman ? Lol :)
Reply:Someone planning an outdoor party with finger sandwiches as appetizers? Did they steal cream cheese and strawberries too? If so, that's who did it.
Reply:Maybe it was a prank.? Or it was a reall burglar trying to be funny at the same time...But at the saame time its kinda of werid..
Reply:I think you answered your own question. The person you stole the bread from.
Reply:Get yourself a Magnum (Vanilla)
Reply:someone who had just come off atkins diet and moved into unfurnished flat





jeez, so obvious
Reply:that's really odd.


must have not been planned out very well,


at all.





;D
Reply:hmmm


:)
Reply:someone with loads of problems
Reply:only you would know that
Reply:urhmmm ? x

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